The Craftypigs: If God Had Made You A Boy....

Thursday, March 26, 2009

If God Had Made You A Boy....

"Mom, If God had made you a boy, Dad would be 44 and you would be 41 and you raced, you would win because the youngest is the fastest. Pause But He didn't, He made you a girl."

Sigh

2 comments:

Heidi said...: He has his own logic.

I love it!; March 26, 2009 at 12:42 PM
Kristi said...: I saw Colin's Daddy today....

You could TOTALLY take him! :o); March 26, 2009 at 3:36 PM

COLIN SENSE

"Don't even think about shoving this into a garage sale."
"Are you sure you want to get into this fight?"
"Let me get my pose on."
"You can't do everything in your mind."
"I just tripped with my other two feet."
"I wasn't throwing it, I was sling-shotting it!"
I'm faster than flip-flops."
"Daddy will never be a Mom."
"Mom, turn the curtains down!"
"Mom, I just saw a squirrel cross the road without any help. Isn't that awesome?"
"This will be so awesome, your eyes will pop out."
"That was so much funny!!!!"
"I can't wear something not awesome."
"You were just testing me a joke."
"Don't cough at me, I might catch your sick."