The Craftypigs: Predestination

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Predestination

Everything is a competition. And the winner is predetermined no matter the contest. Established before the foundation of the earth.

Colin: Mom, what color is my hair?

Me: Light brown.

Colin: What color is your hair?

Me: Dark brown.

Colin: I win!

Me: You win?

Colin: The person with light brown hair wins!

Good to know.

2 comments:

eleventhirtysix images said...: Colin CRACKS ME UP!; February 5, 2009 at 8:53 PM
Andi and Michael said...: Next time he asks you a question, just say "you win!"; February 6, 2009 at 7:44 PM

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